A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. - Erma Bombeck
A week after my drugs ran out, I left my bed to perform at the college, deciding at the last minute to skip both the doughnut toss and the march of the headless plush toys. Instead, I just heated up a skillet of plastic soldiers, poured a milkshake over my head and called it a night. - David Sedaris
Every single dayI find it hard to sayI could be yours aloneYou will see somedayThat all along the wayI was yours to hold. - Skillet
I'm going to treat myself to one of these as a reward for not knocking himself unconscious with a skillet. - Nora Roberts