Quotation Explorer - 'Wilson Mizner'

I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe it. - Wilson Mizner
If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. - Wilson Mizner
Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people on the way down. - Wilson Mizner
I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education. - Wilson Mizner
Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research. - Wilson Mizner
Some of the greatest love affairs I've known have involved one actor - unassisted. - Wilson Mizner
Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton. - Wilson Mizner
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something. - Wilson Mizner
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner
The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong. - Wilson Mizner
Life is a tough proposition and the first hundred years are the hardest. - Wilson Mizner
Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time. - Wilson Mizner
Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest. - Wilson Mizner
A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. - Wilson Mizner
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up. - Wilson Mizner
The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. - Wilson Mizner
God help those who do not help themselves. - Wilson Mizner
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education. - Wilson Mizner
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