In the education of children there is nothing like alluring the interest and affection, otherwise you only make so many asses laden with books. - Michel de Montaigne
Boys don't make passes at female smart asses. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin
We nearly had our asses handed to us in a sling by a bunny rabbit? - A.J. Culpepper
Don’t worry, I’m the business expert here, and when I make my first million, I’m going to sue those werewolves’ asses off, Priscilla said cheerfully. They’ll have no ass left. They’ll be ass-less. They’ll look ridiculous. - St. Clair, Georgette
If power is the only important thing, then Frodo loses against Sauron. Hell, if power’s the only important thing then Gandalf loses against Sauron. If magic is the deciding factor of a fight, then four plucky kids from England get their asses turned to stone by the White Which. - Patrick Rothfuss
The arrival of a good clown exercises a more beneficial influence upon the health of a town than twenty asses laden with drugs. - Thomas Sydenham
Be the master of your craft in black and white, kick asses and run wild with it locally and globally. - Desmond Oshifeso
Respect those who respects you, kick asses who don't. - PRIYANSHU JOSHI
In the history of man, there has been and always will be more horses' asses than horses. - Jeffrey Fry