If power is the only important thing, then Frodo loses against Sauron. Hell, if power’s the only important thing then Gandalf loses against Sauron. If magic is the deciding factor of a fight, then four plucky kids from England get their asses turned to stone by the White Which. - Patrick Rothfuss
Be the master of your craft in black and white, kick asses and run wild with it locally and globally. - Desmond Oshifeso
In the education of children there is nothing like alluring the interest and affection, otherwise you only make so many asses laden with books. - Michel de Montaigne
In the history of man, there has been and always will be more horses' asses than horses. - Jeffrey Fry
Boys don't make passes at female smart asses. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin
Don’t worry, I’m the business expert here, and when I make my first million, I’m going to sue those werewolves’ asses off, Priscilla said cheerfully. They’ll have no ass left. They’ll be ass-less. They’ll look ridiculous. - St. Clair, Georgette
Respect those who respects you, kick asses who don't. - PRIYANSHU JOSHI
We nearly had our asses handed to us in a sling by a bunny rabbit? - A.J. Culpepper
The arrival of a good clown exercises a more beneficial influence upon the health of a town than twenty asses laden with drugs. - Thomas Sydenham