World is so beautiful, but alas! There are so many assholes. - M.F. Moonzajer
Sylvie wishes the anti-depressants had been around when she was in her early twenties, not only to rescue her from the dark tunnels that came when her brother first got sick, but also to keep her from fucking all those assholes. - Francesca Lia Block
When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes. - Henry Miller
There's nothing wrong with you, there are just more assholes in this world than good people. - Travis Simmons
There are four kinds of people to avoid in the world: the assholes, the asswipes, the ass-kissers, and those that just will shit all over you. - Anthony Liccione
Ambitions are like assholes, and they smell like flowers to the owner. I must be delusional. Give it up. - Rafi Zabor
We all do have our own reasons for being alone; in my case, I just don’t like wasting my time on some assholes. - M.F. Moonzajer
Opinions are like assholes, everybody has their own. I don't mess with yours and you don't mess with mine. - Unknown Wattpad writer
The assholes are always puzzled when the order of the universe is restored, when they are held accountable for their cowardly, pretentious, loveless ways. - Carol Kepnes