If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail. - Fran Lebowitz
For your information, Lester, there are at least five wonderful parts of the female body that can be viewed by the owner only with a hand mirror.'And as they stared after me, I went regally back down the hallway and up the stairs to Dad's room. - Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
Ambitions are like assholes, and they smell like flowers to the owner. I must be delusional. Give it up. - Rafi Zabor
A mind, like a home, is furnished by its owner, so if one's life is cold and bare he can blame none but himself. - Louis L'Amour
Every idea is in the soul of its owner. No other power can shift it to another soul, that is why we have the telephone, aircraft, etc, each having its unique inventor. - Michael Bassey Johnson
You are the owner and keeper of your word. Distribute them wisely. - Tim Hollingworth
Man is not the owner of mind but only a user. The nature owns mind, man hires only a small portion of it that too for a brief period. - Thiruman Archunan
When you have nothing to lose you become the owner of everything. - Debasish Mridha
God provides something to you through somebody. Thats same God can give something to somebody through you. If you make yourself a greedy traffic on the way and deprive the final destined owner of what you supposed to keep provisionally, you make God upset. - Israelmore Ayivor
When a dog acts viciously we assume the reason is poor treatment and training by its owner. When a person acts criminally we look for the explanation in his brain, blood, and urine. When will psychiatrists begin testifying to the incompetence of schizophrenic pit bulls?
You are the owner and controller of the most powerful engine with the potential to win all wars of life—it is your ever changing mind. - Debasish Mridha
You are the sole owner of your heart, so be careful of whom you give access to. - Gugu Mona
NOW is the owner of the FUTURE - Aniekee Tochukwu Ezekiel
I believe a Christian muffler shop owner should have the same right to refuse service to a gay couple, as a gay lifeguard has to refuse service to a drowning Christian. - Quentin R. Bufogle
In Networking never underestimate anyones connection potential. Sometimes even a small office helper can connect you to the Business Owner ! - Sampath K. Iyengar
I was born anew, owner of my own darkness. - Pablo Neruda
It would be very heard, for example, a basketball owner, no matter how racist he was, to try to operate without Blacks. It would be suicidal. - Thomas Sowell
Muzzle the owner if the dog barks all night. - Marty Rubin
Genius is a bend in the creek where bright water has gathered, and which mirrors the trees, the sky and the banks. It just does that because it is there and the scenery is there. Talent is a fine mirror with a silver frame, with the name of the owner engraved on the back.
To the family of a victim of a fatal accident, the deceased was at the wrong place at the wrong time. To the family of the morgue owner, the deceased was at the right place at the right time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Capitalism has turned human beings into commodities. To the owner of a restaurant: the cook and a bag of potatoes are equally important. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - William Faulkner
Drought-struck farmers pray for rain, in the express hope that the universe or owner thereof will hear the words and suspense the laws of meteorology for their benefit. Some, of course, actually believe just that, and for all anyone can prove they could be right. - Terry Pratchett
Leave the talking for others and live by walking. Go, go and go extra mile and you will be a true owner of what belongs to you - Israelmore Ayivor
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. - Kin Hubbard
Hmm…now that I think about it, housecats are often coddled and petted. You don’t pet me nearly enough. You must be a lax owner. How selfish of you to deprive your cat of attention. - Colleen Houck
One cause, which is not always observed, of the insufficiency of riches, is that they very seldom make their owner rich.
A silent tongue does not betray its owner - sheik ahmed hassoun