If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail. - Fran Lebowitz
Having a holiday weekend without a family member felt like putting on a sweater that had an extra arm. - Pamela Ribon
I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too. - Steve Martin
Only the wool of present will knit the sweater of memories that will keep you warm in the winter of your life. - Himanshu Chhabra
A terrified-looking bystander, a nerdy man in a sweater, calls the police and stammers into the phone: 'A huge group of people are fighting and there's pepper spray and superheroes and I don't know. - Jon Ronson
I'm a super hero, too, underneath my sweater. - Rusted Root