When I was young I found out that the big toe always ends up making a hole in a sock.So I stopped wearing socks. - Albert Einstein
Feel no guilt. Getting married and giving birth does not mean that you have sold your life away to perfectly healthy people who can get their own damn socks. - Jennifer Crusie
I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx
Even on the most solemn occasions I got away without wearing socks and hid that lack of civilization in high boots - Albert Einstein
I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too. - Steve Martin
People judge you not by the size of your feet, but by whether your socks match.
Estragon: They're too bigVladimir: Perhaps you'll have socks some day - Samuel Beckett
I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx
Sadly, my socks are like snowflakes, no two are exactly alike. - Graham Parke
When fiction has become reality, life may turn into a fairy tale or a firestorm. Tina, time has come to pull up one’s socks and start relearning and reassessing living. ("Another empty room") - Erik Pevernagie
Why Is It That When You Wash Two Socks You Only End Up With One? Is There Life After Death? and Where Did The Other Sock Go? - Margaret Weis
If it weren't for women, men would still be wearing last week's socks.
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. - Jean Kerr
You don't write about the horrors of war. No. You write about a kid's burnt socks lying in the road. - Richard Price