It's much more difficult to maintain personal hygiene if you're obese. Believe it or not, I've found items like remote controls and packages of cigarettes in people's fat rolls. - Jan Garavaglia
Human milk is like ice cream, penicillin, and the drug ecstasy all wrapped up in two pretty packages. - Florence Williams
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Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. - George Carlin
Abundance does not come in packages, it comes from the happiness within. - Stephen Richards
Even in the smallest of packages comes the power of strength - Dee Waldeck
Seeds are proof that God sometimes packages miracles in small things. - Matshona Dhliwayo
You don't have to be beautiful to be shallow. You needn't be small or weak to be a coward. Shitty personalities come in surprising packages and anybody can be an asshole. So value the good ones, whoever they are. Recognize them when you see them and don't let them go. - Jennifer DeLucy