Quotation Explorer - 'Asshole'

Asshole Proximity Disorder - Stefan Molyneux
You don't have to be beautiful to be shallow. You needn't be small or weak to be a coward. Shitty personalities come in surprising packages and anybody can be an asshole. So value the good ones, whoever they are. Recognize them when you see them and don't let them go. - Jennifer DeLucy
You're just another american who is willfully ignorant of the big red, white and blue dick being shoved up your asshole every day... The owners of this country know the truth... it's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it! - George Carlin
There's 3 sides to every story. Time will tell who the real asshole is despite what you were told. - April Mae Monterrosa
If you think that to embarrass people is funny, well it is not, and you're just an absolute asshole! - Mahmoud Own
No wonder I stopped keeping a journal. It was like keeping a record of my own stupidity. Why would I want to do that? Why would I want to remind myself what an asshole I was? - Benjamin Alire Sáenz
I only knew to treat the male asshole as if it had a grenade buried inside of it that could ignite a deadly explosion of anger, trauma, and sexual confusion. - Maggie Young
Idealists are either blind or clowns; because they think it is possible to have a beautiful world with asshole creatures like humans. - M.F. Moonzajer
Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a while go ‘Uh, I’m kind of an asshole. - Louis C.K.
Time doesn’t change anything; that is why we still worship asshole Arabs. - M.F. Moonzajer
If a man tells you he's an asshole & that you deserve better, believe him...it's a warning. It's best you listen before he proves it to you. - April Mae Monterrosa
The failure mode of clever is asshole. - John Scalzi
Click any word or name in a quote to explore, or search for more. [JSON] [SOURCE]