He who lives by the sword, will eventually be wiped out by some bastard with a sawn off shotgun
Well, I'm about as tall as a shotgun, and just as noisy. - Truman Capote
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon... - Terry Pratchett
Just when you think you're in the cat-bird's seat, the Angel of Death calls "dibs" on shotgun. - P.L. Reiter
Billions of years before twelve step groups, God committed shotgun suicide. Today wall scrapings share His gratitude stories. - Brian Spellman