Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.
No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making other bastards die for their country.
No dumb bastard ever won a war by going out and dying for his country. He won it by making some other dumb bastard die for his country. - George S. Patton Jr.
He will be sorry for the way he treated you, Don't you worry about that. Focus on your growth and watch his eyes gaze in sorrow as he knows, he was the bastard that made you strong. - Nikki Rowe
Achieving accomplishments without first making a sacrifice to gain them does not make you accomplished. That just makes you a lucky bastard. - Adam Copeland
For it was intelligence that was the thin line between endearing rapscallion and idiot bastard. - Éibhear the Contemptible - G.A. Aiken
Life,’ thought Septimus, ... ‘you could never trust the bastard. What it gives with one hand, it takes away with the other. - ML Stedman
That faceless, nameless and ruthless demon you pretend to fight, is nothing but the bastard in your head. - Mamur Mustapha
Luck is the bastard child of Fate and Destiny. - Carroll Bryant
Well, there was a sort of bastard justice in his view of the case, and so I dropped the matter. When you can't cure a disaster by argument, what is the use to argue? - Mark Twain
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
Truth never comes into the world but like a bastard, to the ignominy of him that brought her birth. - John Milton
You Hang on to your pain like it means something; like it's worth something. Well, let me tell you, it's not worth shit, so let it go. Infinite Possibilities and all you can do is whine.""Well, what am I supposed to do?""What do you think? You can do anything, you lucky bastard; You're alive! - Nancy Oliver
He who lives by the sword, will eventually be wiped out by some bastard with a sawn off shotgun
Genealogy is based on the obviously silly idea that there is no such thing as a bastard.
Do you suffer when you write? I don't at all. Suffer like a bastard when don't write, or just before, and feel empty and fucked out afterwards. But never feel as good as while writing. - Ernest Hemingway
There exists a bastard cuisine that is too often assumed to be real French cooking. - Richard Olney
When you play with a gentleman, you play like a gentleman. But when you play with bastards, make sure you play like a bigger bastard. Otherwise, you will lose. - Sheikh Mujibur Rahman
It is possible for one never to transgress a single law and still be a bastard. - Hermann Hesse