Life is a banquet, and most poor bastards are starving to death.
numquam illegitimi carborundum --"Never let the bastards grind you down. - this version -- my Latin prof
Numquam illegitimi carborundum --"Never let the bastards grind you down.-- my old Latin prof Dr. Kuk''s version, other minor variations out there. - mists of time
Why couldn't my heart have picked him? Life would have been so much easier.""Because hearts are ornery, sneaky little bastards, designed to cause misery. They want what they want, and they don't give a damn about what would make life easier or harder for the heart's owner." Della snapped. - C.C. Hunter
The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards.
Life is a God-damned, stinking, treacherous game and nine hundred and ninety-nine men out of a thousand are bastards.
It's spider season. Every year, right about now, thousands of the godless eight-legged bastards emerge from the bowels of hell (or the garden, whichever's nearest) with the sole intention of tormenting humankind. - Charlie Brooker
If we didn't read people who were bastards, we'd never read anything. Even the best of us are at least part-time bastards. - Mary Karr
The bastards had done their job well. - Stephen Charles Gould
No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making other bastards die for their country.
He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting 'All the Gods are bastards. - Sir Terry Pratchett
Don't let the bastards grind you down. - General Joseph W. Stilwell
Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards.
I don't write to chase away my demons ~I wield my pen as a weapon...calling those bastards to war! - Muse
The history of human nature: How far can we get away with being complete and utter bastards, before we have to backtrack? - Paul MacAlindin
When you play with a gentleman, you play like a gentleman. But when you play with bastards, make sure you play like a bigger bastard. Otherwise, you will lose. - Sheikh Mujibur Rahman
Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards. - Lois McMaster Bujold
They are a bunch of bastards - and I'm saying this on my own now, not just because my father told it to me. -- [Comment about businessmen in general, made a few days after the newspaperas printed his statement of 10 April 1962 that his father always told him that businessmen were "sons of bitches."]