Quotation Explorer - 'Robert Clark'

Delia Smith needs to realise that when Nigella flirts with the camera she comes across as a slut. When Delia does it she comes across as an old slut. - Robert Clark
I am with the Hot Sexy Banking Corporation. As all the other banks are going bust, they are just getting bustier. - Robert Clark
Always buy pornographic books in hardback because they're easier to hold with one hand. - Robert Clark
When asked why I don't believe in God I reply, quite simply, "vaginas". - Robert Clark
I would say happy new year but it's not happy; it's exactly the same as last year except colder. - Robert Clark
I will now sing another song for your pleasure. Now, if you like Phil Collins...you should be shot in the head. - Robert Clark
Above all others I pity the homeless: where can they go to masturbate? - Robert Clark
I am completely opposed to the British National Party; I couldn't possibly support people who find fluorescent yellow flyers appealing. - Robert Clark
The government are tightening up on ID for sales of tobacco and alcohol so I recommend that young people take more drugs. - Robert Clark
I think Amy Winehouse's decision not to go to rehab was a bad one. In fact, I think it was the worst idea since Dodi Al Fayed said to Princess Diana, "Ooh, look! A tunnel! Whack that seat belt off and let's have a fuck. - Robert Clark
People tell me I shouldn't smoke because it is makes you look like a tit. I use exactly the same argument when people tell me they go to the gym. - Robert Clark
Yes, you may ask my name but only if you can tell me: are your thighs as fine as a fresh, crisp morning in early July? - Robert Clark
I have always been homosexual and it surprises me that more people are not; women's pink bits are moist and forbidding and I enjoy those qualities much more in a Victoria sponge. - Robert Clark
I was very surprised when last I bought a packet of cigarettes and had to request a refund as I read a warning that told me "smoking can cause fatal lung cancer". - Robert Clark
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