Baseball is Heaven's gift to mortals. - George F. Will
Also unfortunately, Congress is far too busy asking if baseball players are really as strong as they seem and trying to choke bankers with wads of cash to grant more funds to such trifling matters as the avoidance of space bullets, so they won't give NASA the money - Robert Brockway
Words can be like baseball bats when used maliciously. - Sidney Madwed
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller
Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain. - Pierre Trudeau
Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game -- it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers
If you ever get a chance to buy a baseball team, do so. It's very fun. - Ted Turner
Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian. - H. L. Mencken
No, I would not say that assault with a baseball bat constitutes "justice being done. - Garth Ennis
I never had problems with my fellow scientists. Scientists are a friendly, atheistic, hard-working, beer-drinking lot whose minds are preoccupied with sex, chess and baseball when they are not preoccupied with science. - Yann Martel
Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended. - George Bernard Shaw
Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical. - Yogi Berra
Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball, the rules and realities of the game and do it by watching first some high-school or small-town teams - Jacques Barzun
You can learn a lot from a professional baseball player, if you can get one, which obviously you can't. - Dimitra Ekmektsis
Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers
Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand. - Leo Durocher
Worrying about things you can't control is a waste both on the baseball field and in life. - Tom Swyers
Four out of five doctors prescribe baseball for whatever ails you. The fifth guy is a quack. - Tom Swyers