Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain. - Pierre Trudeau
Melpomene was a substantial girl, thick of bosom, ankle, and forearm, rosy of cheek, and clear of eye. She seemed somehow incomplete without her hockey stick.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield
A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be. - Wayne Gretzky
I wondered how a man ever got an English girl into bed. What did they do with her hockey stick? - James A. Michener