Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J. Sheen
Life must be terrible for working people, considering they spend every Friday night celebrating a two day break from it. - Robert Black
It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is? - Amy Neftzger
Every month that begins on a Sunday has a Friday as the 13th. - Auliq Ice
It's Sunday, yesterday was Saturday, before Saturday was Friday 3.18.2016 - I'm 16 and soon I will be 17, the times flies. We can't stop it, but we can be wise and use it in clever way! - Deyth Banger
Dream up a book on Monday, publish it on Friday. - Jill Novak
Oh! It’s Friday again. Share the love that was missing during the week, In a worthy moment of peace and bliss. - S. O' Sade
God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. - Sir William Bragg
Now they're bouncing messages off the stars. Bet the messages aren't worth the technology. Think of "See you Friday, Ethel", chattering round the eternal spheres.
Black Friday – (AKA Zombie Apocalypse)Is an event of subset half-dead human like beings confronted with ravenous bloodthirsty monsters preparing to pummel down the doors mid-afternoon on Thanksgiving Day. - Sage R Fury
The dripping blood our only drink,The bloody flesh our only food:In spite of which we like to thinkThat we are sound, substantial flesh and blood--Again, in spite of that, we call this Friday good. - T.S. Eliot
Your motivation is your pay packet on Friday. Now get on with it. - Noël Coward
Every Friday is black where I work. - The Covert Comic
Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday. - Anonymous
Your motivation? Your motivation is your pay packet on Friday. Now get on with it. - Noel Coward
You are only Half Happy unless you love them both equally: Friday & Monday! - Mohith Agadi