It's not the nineteenth century; I'm not meant to be judged on how good a housekeeper I am. Getting down on the floor with a lemon and a bucket of vinegar does not make me a better person. - Emily Matchar
I wasn't put on this earth to be housekeeper to my own child or to anyone else for that matter. - Lynn Freed
Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder. - Thornton Wilder
Consciousness may be seen as the haughty and restless second cousin of morphology. Memory is its mistress, perception its somewhat abused wife, logic its housekeeper, and language its poorly paid secretary - Gerald Edelman