We are like oil and water, but all my other relationships are like oil and vinegar! Delicious!
Truth is only sweet to the ears only after a person is sick of drinking the vinegar of repeated failures. - Orrin Woodward
The three of us ate a fine supper of grilled trout with sorrel cream sauce, and red potatoes out of Britney's old garden behind the ruins of the Watling place, and watercress sautéed in butter for hardly a moment with a dash of vinegar, and cream custard with wild blackberries for dessert. - James Howard Kunstler
It's not the nineteenth century; I'm not meant to be judged on how good a housekeeper I am. Getting down on the floor with a lemon and a bucket of vinegar does not make me a better person. - Emily Matchar
Men are like wine-some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John Paul II
A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out. - Samuel Johnson
Despair is vinegar from the wine of hope. - Austin O'Malley