NEGRO, n. The _piece de resistance_ in the American political problem. Representing him by the letter n, the Republicans begin to build their equation thus: "Let n = the white man." This, however, appears to give an unsatisfactory solution. - Ambrose Bierce
We had a choice between Democrats who couldn't learn from the past and Republicans who couldn't stop living in it... - P.J. O'Rourke
Senior Republicans certainly expected the president to come clean over Miss Lewinsky. - Bridget Kendall
There are two political truisms: Old people vote and Republicans eat their young. - Eddie Whitlock
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons. - Frank Zappa
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.
My kids can do whatever they want as long as they are not Republicans or junkies. That is where I draw the line.
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. - Oscar Levant
Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It’s because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time. - George Carlin
Voting for the Green Party is how you say 'Up Yours!' to the Republicans and Democrats. - Steven Magee
Republicans don't like people to talk about depressions. You can hardly blame them for that. You remember the old saying: Don't talk about rope in the house where somebody has been hanged. - Harry Truman
The legacy of Democrats and Republicans approaches: Libertarianism by bankruptcy.
Opportunity for all means making taxes fair. I'm not out to soak the rich. But I do believe the rich should pay their fair share. For twelve years, the Republicans have raised taxes on the middle class. It's time to give the middle class tax relief. - Bill Clinton
Republicans are for both the man and the dollar, but in case of conflict the man before the dollar. - Abraham Lincoln
The Republicans believe in the minimum wage -- the more the minimum, the better. - Harry Truman
Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter
I saw America's economy last night, people raiding dumpsters at a higher rate than normal in my home town. Digging through garbage shouldn't be a career. Thanks Democrats. Thanks Republicans. - Carroll Bryant
Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child. - Dan Quayle
Latins for Republicans - it's like roaches for Raid. - John Leguizamo
The Democrats would like you to believe that the USA is the 'Greatest nation on Earth'. Is this true? The Republicans answer this question by stating there is a need to 'Make America Great Again - Steven Magee
I came from a disadvantaged home. They were Republicans. - Paul Tsongas
...We are all Federalists,and we are all Republicans. - Thomas Jefferson
I don't hate Republicans as individuals. But I hate what the Republicans are doing to this country. I really do. - Howard Dean
The changes that take place when liberal Democrats replace not so liberal or compassionate Republicans (or Democrats) are merely cosmetic. - David T. Dellinger