Quotation Explorer - 'Newspaper'

A newspaper is an oversized book with adverts and an expiry date. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To be silent the whole day long, see no newspaper, hear no radio, listen to no gossip, be thoroughly and completely lazy, thoroughly and completely indifferent to the fate of the world is the finest medicine a man can give himself. - Henry Miller
Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed. - Elbert Hubbard
I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I feel myself infinitely the happier for it. - Thomas Jefferson
Half of the American people never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal
Being a newspaper columnist is like marrying a nymphomaniac - It's great for the first two weeks.
Call me a troglodyte; I'd rather peruse those photos alongside my sweetheart, catch the newspaper on the way to work, and page thorough a real book. - Clifford Stoll
Before marriage, a man will lay down his life for you; after marriage he won't even lay down his newspaper. - Helen Rowland
To read a newspaper is to refrain from reading something worthwhile. The first discipline of education must therefore be to refuse resolutely to feed the mind with canned chatter. - Aleister Crowley
The Major only glanced at the newspaper these days, tired of trying to comprehend a situation which defied comprehension, a war without battles or trenches. - J.G. Farrell
PILLORY, n. A mechanical device for inflicting personal distinction -- prototype of the modern newspaper conducted by persons of austere virtues and blameless lives. - Ambrose Bierce
Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal
A good newspaper, I suppose, is a nation talking to itself. - Arthur Miller
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won`t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland
Once a newspaper touches a story, the facts are lost forever, even to the protagonists. - Norman Mailer
I read no newspaper now but Ritchie's, and in that chiefly the advertisements, for they contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper. - Thomas Jefferson
Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper. - Mark Twain
I couldn't open up a magazine, you couldn't read a newspaper, you couldn't turn on the TV without hearing about the obesity epidemic in America. - Morgan Spurlock
Advertisements... contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper. - Thomas Jefferson
With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying. - Bette Davis
LODGER, n. A less popular name for the Second Person of that delectable newspaper Trinity, the Roomer, the Bedder, and the Mealer. - Ambrose Bierce
Editor: a person employed on a newspaper whose business it is to seperate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed. - Elbert Hubbard
Public opinion is a compound of folly, weakness, prejudice, wrong felling, right feeling, obstinacy, and newspaper paragraphs.
When you feel life is getting too cruel and insensitive…Look for a newspaper or poor streets…You will automatically gain perspective and start loving your Life.~Kritika Sharma - Kritika Sharma
It s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. - Jerry Seinfeld
When reading a book, you are sold what some writer thought. When reading a newspaper, you are sold what someone did, and, what some advertiser made. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. - Jerry Seinfeld
Take your Bible and take your newspaper, and read both. But interpret newspapers from your Bible. - Karl Barth
The whole problem with news on television comes down to this: all the words uttered in an hour of news coverage could be printed on page of a newspaper. And the world cannot be understood in one page.
The world is'nt such a bad place at all - as long as one did'nt read the daily newspaper - Bill Aitken
Trying to be a first-rate reporter on the average American newspaper is like trying to play Bach's 'St. Matthew's Passion' on a ukulele. - Bagdikian's Observation
A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not. - Henry Fielding
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