An ounce of hypocrisy is worth a pound of ambition.
"Alf Todd," said Ukridge, soaring to an impressive burst of imagery, "has about as much chance as a one- armed blind man in a dark room trying to shove a pound of melted butter into a wild cat's left ear with a red-hot needle." - P. G. Wodehouse
We economists don't know much, but we do know how to create a shortage. If you want to create a shortage of tomatoes, for example, just pass a law that retailers can't sell tomatoes for more than two cents per pound. Instantly you'll have a tomato shortage. It's the same with oil or gas. - Milton Friedman
A page of history is worth a pound of logic. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
An ounce of cheerfulness is worth a pound of sadness to serve God with. - Thomas Fuller
How to win a case in court: If the law is on your side, pound on the law; if the facts are on your side, pound on the facts; if neither is on your side, pound on the table. - Unknown
Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery. - Charles Dickens
A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck. - James A. Garfield
An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness. - Elbert Hubbard
Pound it out, get it done, write every day. No excuses. Kerouac said you can’t wait for inspiration, you have to go after it with a club. Damn straight. You’ll sleep a lot better getting your word count in than another quick Twitter check or keeping up to date on the Kardashians. - Dan Alatorre
An ounce of patience is worth a pound of brains.
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali
...it is crucial to realize that an once of student affairs administration prevention can stave off a pound of lawyers. - Peter F. Lake
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. - Benjamin Franklin
I envy people who know how to talk to her, my heart begins to pound whenever I see her and she forces me to forget all what I have had rehearsed in my mind. For me, not being able to tame my heart is the one failure I cherish the most. - Baseer Khan
The minute you see him, your hand will throb, your heart will pound out of your chest, and you won't be able to breathe. - Jordan Deen
they hate you when your up but they love you when your down that's why i never give a soul my last pound - blanco vandam
From a pound of iron, that costs little, a thousand watch-springs can be made, whose value becomes prodigious. The pound you have received from the Lord,--use it faithfully. - Robert Schumann
One pound of learning requires ten pounds of common sense to apply it. - Persian Proverb
Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat.
If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I'd be a 400 pound guy. - Scott Adams