Quotation Explorer - 'Charles M. Schulz'

Happiness does not create humor. There's nothing funny about being happy. Sadness creates humor. - Charles M. Schulz
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely. - Charles M. Schulz
I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles M. Schulz
Tell me what you'll do if you're captured by the coyotes... Well, that might work, but does your mother live near here? - Charles M. Schulz
Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed. - Charles M. Schulz
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz
No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it. - Charles M. Schulz
I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it. - Charles M. Schulz
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement. - Charles M. Schulz
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. - Charles M. Schulz
What's the good of living if you don't try a few things? - Charles M. Schulz
Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep. - Charles M. Schulz
This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this. - Charles M. Schulz
Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles M. Schulz
Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?" ...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay. - Charles M. Schulz
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles M. Schulz
Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use. - Charles M. Schulz
Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational. - Charles M. Schulz
Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you. - Charles M. Schulz
Cartooning will destroy you; it will break your heart. - Charles M. Schulz
In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back. - Charles M. Schulz
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.... - Charles M. Schulz
I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time. - Charles M. Schulz
Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time. - Charles M. Schulz
Life is like a ten-speed bike; most of us have gears we never use. - Charles M. Schulz
All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed.For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog. - Charles M. Schulz
If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself. - Charles M. Schulz
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charles M. Schulz
Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you. - Charles M. Schulz
I'm dying and all I hear are insults! - Charles M. Schulz
Brothers and sisters should never be in the same family. - Charles M. Schulz
All right, so you believe in Santa Claus, and I'll believe in the 'Great Pumpkin.' The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere! (Linus) - Charles M. Schulz
There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker. - Charles M. Schulz
I love mankind; it's people I can't stand. - Charles M. Schulz
Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up. - Charles M. Schulz
Happiness is loving your enemies. - Charles M. Schulz
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." - Charles M. Schulz
Well, I can understand how you feel. You worked hard, studying for the spelling bee, and I suppose you feel you let everyone down, and you made a fool of yourself and everything. But did you notice something, Charlie Brown?" "What's that?""The world didn't come to an end. - Charles M. Schulz
She nibbles her pencil... She's human! - Charles M. Schulz
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