If you ever have to choose between loving two people, always pick the second. If you really loved the first, you wouldn't have fallen in love with the second. - Johnny Depp
I try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face. - Johnny Depp
She's kind of a walking poem, she's this perfect beauty...but at the same time very deep, very smart. - Johnny Depp
One of the greatest pieces of advice I’ve ever gotten in my life was from my mom. When I was a little kid there was a kid who was bugging me at school and she said Okay, I’m gonna tell you what to do. If the kid’s bugging you and puts his hands on you; you pick up the nearest rock... - Johnny Depp
You gotta be careful: don't say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever. - Johnny Depp
Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all - Johnny Depp
The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants. - Johnny Depp
I always felt like I was meant to have been born in another era, another time. - Johnny Depp
Just keep moving forward and don't give a shit about what anybody thinks. Do what you have to do, for you. - Johnny Depp
My body is my journal, and my tattoos are my story. - Johnny Depp
Growing old is unavoidable, but never growing up is possible. I believe you can retain certain things from your childhood if you protect them - certain traits, certain places where you don’t let the world go. - Johnny Depp
With every part you act, there must be a little of yourself in it. If there isn't, it's not acting. It's lying. - Johnny Depp
Now, bring me that horizon. - Johnny Depp
When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit. - Johnny Depp
It's awful bad luck to bring a woman aboard the ship.""It's awful worse luck not to. - Johnny Depp
Over the years all these vampire movies have come out and nobody looks like a vampire anymore. - Johnny Depp
A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. - Johnny Depp
If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them. - Johnny Depp
People say I make strange choices, but they’re not strange for me. My sickness is that I’m fascinated by human behavior, by what’s underneath the surface, by the worlds inside people. - Johnny Depp
Music touches us emotionally, where words alone can't. - Johnny Depp
I was ecstatic when they re-named "French fries" as "freedom fries." Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots. - Johnny Depp
Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp
if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second. - Johnny Depp