As an author I'm in my head all day and I worry that I lose touch with reality. But then my dog pees on my shoe and I know I've found it again. - Michelle M. Pillow
I would make a HORRIBLE outlaw. I can plan the crime perfectly, but I'd also need to plan the outcomes to make it work. - Michelle M. Pillow
I don't want a man to validate me or take care of me. If I have a man in my life, I want him to enhance me. - Michelle M. Pillow
There is so much more to marriage than who makes the money. Some of the hardest parts don't come with a paycheck. - Michelle M. Pillow
I think people need hope when times are tough. I think they also need escape and adventure and fantasy. Books are like cheap mini vacations. - Michelle M. Pillow
People should know better than to be an ass in front of writers. We immortalize things. Lots of things. And we take liberties with character descriptions. - Michelle M. Pillow
My cat mocks me frequently. It's the universe's way of keeping me from getting too big of an ego. - Michelle M. Pillow
Publishing is a business and writing is an art. The two have to be crammed together despite the clearly different motivations behind them. - Michelle M. Pillow
If I want to dress up like Princess Leia and lightsaber fight the clone army in my living room, well the Han Solo in my life is just going to have to accept it. - Michelle M. Pillow
Does talking to yourself in the voice of your fictional character count as being social? - Michelle M. Pillow
I wish life were a fiction novel. Then everyone would have to do what I say. - Michelle M. Pillow
Confession: I don't want to be one of my characters. I'm mean to them sometimes. Really mean. - Michelle M. Pillow
Indie publishing lets me feed my inner control freak. - Michelle M. Pillow
Out of all the things I do, I think being a mom is the most important and satisfying. - Michelle M. Pillow
For some reason, when people meet me and find out I'm a writer they always ask if I write children's books. Um... please don't let your kids read my books. Well, unless your kids are in their 30s or something...then yeah, they're old enough. LOL - Michelle M. Pillow
I look at life as an adventure. Each new chapter brings new opportunities. - Michelle M. Pillow
Advice from a Romance Writer: Guys, make your woman feel pretty even on an 'off' day. Trust me, good things will come of it. - Michelle M. Pillow
I love my career. It is a career. A difficult one that takes many hours and total dedication to my craft. It is also what I was born to do--tell stories and entertain. - Michelle M. Pillow
I find it funny when people try to brag about being younger than me...like having lived less is an accomplishment. Makes me want to pat them on the head, lol. I'm comfortable with who I am. - Michelle M. Pillow
The web is a dangerous place for a mind begging to slack off and be distracted by nonsense. - Michelle M. Pillow
I heart my job. I get to make things up for a living. - Michelle M. Pillow
I'm like a stray cat. If you feed me, I don't leave. - Michelle M. Pillow
When people get into their 30s plus "boyfriend" sounds weird...if you really think about it. Instead, I think we should universally start using the term "manfriend" or "snookie bookie cuddles pie". - Michelle M. Pillow
If the weight comes from bacon you can so deduct it off the scale total to get your true weight. #science - Michelle M. Pillow