A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer
can't unscramble the egg no matter your wisdom and determination - Kaleb Kilton
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg. - Oliver Oliver Reed
They have Easter egg hunts in Philadelphia, and if the kids don't find the eggs, they get booed.
As the soil of a garden is richer and as the harvest of the garden bears healthier nourishment from the decay of leaf matter and banana peel and egg shell and human hair and chicken bone and fireplace ash, so the accumulation of death in teh ground of a city implants therein energies and powers. - Tim Gilmore
It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin. - Dave Barry
Spring is painted in daffodil yellows, robin egg blues, new grass green and the brightness of hope for a better life. - Toni Sorenson
Given a choice between goose egg and heartache, I would choose heartache. - Santosh Kalwar
Boredom is the dream bird that hatches the egg of experience. A rustling in the leaves drives him away. - Walter Benjamin
Do you see this egg? With this you can topple every theological theory, every church or temple in the world. - Denis Diderot
If you can't lay an egg or milk a cow - Rebbecca D. Myers
Change is the constant, the signal for rebirth, the egg of the phoenix. - Christina Baldwin
Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold -- but so does a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown
A kiss without a moustache, they said then, is like an egg without salt; I will add to it: and it is like Good without Evil. - Jean-Paul Sartre
Being born in a duck yard does not matter, if only you are hatched from a swan's egg. - Hans Christian Andersen
I'm youth, I'm joy, I'm a little bird that has broken out of the egg. - James M. Barrie
A bird that does not break out of its shell will die in its egg. - Matshona Dhliwayo
Don't crack anything unless it's a smile, or an Easter egg :) - Elaine S
CHERISH a heart like you'd carry an egg, cause when it drops it becomes pieces of shell, never to be MENDED - Poise
I think, therefore a single fertilized egg cell can replicate itself into trillions of specialized and exquisitely organized cells. - David Self
The chicken is only an egg’s way for making another egg. - Richard Dawkins
Because the golden egg gleamedin my basket once, though my childhoodbecame an immense sheet of darkening waterI was Noah, and I was his ark,and there were two of every animal inside me - Mark Doty
...wanting soul life without the dark, warming intelligence of personal doubt is like expecting an egg without the brooding heat of the mother hen. - David Whyte
The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Arnold H. Glasgow
A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. - Samuel Butler
Beware: If you egg people on, you'll get egg on your face. - Richie Norton
Probably one of the most private things in the world is an egg before it is broken. - M.F.K. Fisher