People think, Hey, I love kids, I want to write children’s books. But they think children are happy. That’s their first mistake. [Messinger, Jonathan. "Guilt for dinner: The interview." Hipsqueak. 5 May 2011. Web. 18 November 2011.] - Mo Willems
Any formal attack on ignorance is bound to fail because the masses are always ready to defend their most precious possession - their ignorance. - Hendrik Willem van Loon
If the only tool in Willem's arsenal was a silent supplication to an absent almighty, then I might as well be sitting next to a raving radical ready to die for the promise of seventy-two virgins and a couple of camels. - Lisa C. Temple
In art one idea is as good as another. - Willem De Kooning
I'm a floating TURNIP HEAD - Mo Willems
The past does not influence me; I influence it. - Willem De Kooning
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time. - Willem de Kooning
Ieder orgasme is een kleine echo van de oerknal; geen wonder dat sex van alle tijden is.(Translated into English: 'Every orgasm is a little echo of the Big Bang; no wonder sex is of all times.' ) - Willem van Batenburg