I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly. - Mitch Hedberg
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall. - Mitch Hedberg
What do people fear most about death? I asked the reb."Fear?" he thought for a moment. 'Well, for one thing, what happens next? Where do we go? Is it what we imagined?"That's big."Yes. But there's something else."What else?He leaned forward."Being forgotten," he whispered. - Mitch Albom
Not every problem can be solved. Some are okay simply to avoid. Go around the, go under them, whatever it takes to reach your higher goal. Sometimes you have to fail your way to success. - Anna Mitchael, michelle sassa
I know a lie when I hear one. - Adrian Mitchell
Every formula which expresses a law of nature is a hymn of praise to God. - Maria Mitchell
Until you lose your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was or what freedom really is. - Margaret Mitchell
I asked, how is knowledge found? 'You must learn how to read, little sister,' he said. - David Mitchell
You could say I’m so manly I don’t even allow manly stereotypes to influence my actions - Ben Mitchell
In a weak moment, I have written a book. - Margaret Mitchell
A day without laughter is like living in darkness; you try to find your way around, but you can't see clearly. - Emily Mitchell
Show me the books he loves and I shall know the man far better than through mortal friends. - S. Weir Mitchell
Why doesn't anyone tell you we all wind up married to Henry the VIII?......My dear Anne Boleyn,...the only way a woman can avoid waking up next to Henry is to model herself after his daughter Elizabeth and sleep next to no one at all. - Judith Claire Mitchell
Time is just something that we assign. You know, past, present, it's just all arbitrary. Most Native Americans, they don't think of time as linear; in time, out of time, I never have enough time, circular time, the Stevens wheel. All moments are happening all the time. - Robin Green and Mitchell Burgess
But all endings are also beginnings. We just don't know it at the time. - Mitch Albom
Sometimes when you sacrifice something precious, you're not really losing it. You're just passing it on to someone else. - Mitch Albom
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg
With a stop light, green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow down'. With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite. Yellow means 'go', green means 'whoa, slow down', and red means 'where the heck did you get that banana?' - Mitch Hedberg
She was like a wound beneath an old bandage, and he had grown more used to the bandage. - Mitch Albom
There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Maria Mitchell
Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults. - Mitch Hedberg
We've all got our own brand of crazy. - Meg Mitchell Moore
The sacred is a fine hiding place for the profane. - David Mitchell
It’s a violent galaxy filled with cutthroat pirates, cyber-mercenaries and star messiahs. If peace comes, it will have to steal in like a thief. - Mitch Michaelson
Judge thyself with the judgment of sincerity, and thou will judge others with the judgment of charity. - John Mitchell Mason
Strangers are just family you have yet to come to know. - Mitch Albom
You must be more gentle, dear, more sedate,' Ellen told her daughter. 'You must not interrupt gentlemen when they are speaking, even if you do think you know more about matters than they do. Gentlemen do not like forward girls. - Margaret Mitchell
I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling, I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle. - Mitch Hedberg
Hating Britain is a fundamental part of being British - Ben Mitchell
Holding anger is a poison. It eats you from the inside. We think that hating is a weapon that attacks the person who harmed us. But hatred is a curved blade. And the harm we do, we do to ourselves. - Mitch Albom
Hate is a curved blade, and the harm that we do to others is also harm we do to ourselves. - Mitch Albom
You only live once - Mitch Lucker
This is what happens when you look back to happiness, this pain, this heart-break, this discontent - Margaret Mitchell
In search of love and music my whole life has beenIlluminationCorruptionAnd diving, diving, diving, diving down To pick up on every shiny thing - Joni Mitchell
In the Belgian backwaters, south of Bruges, there lives a reclusive English composer, named Vyvyan Ayrs. You won’t have heard of him because you’re a musical oaf, but he’s one of the greats. - David Mitchell
Life's under no obligation to give us what we expect. - Margaret Mitchell
Love is how you stay alive, even after you are gone. - Mitch Albom
The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will never forget. - Mitchell Burgess
The fact that when we die we are nothing more than worm meat---I just don't think about it. - Robin Green and Mitchell Burgess
Sometimes, kids want you to hurt the way they hurt. - Mitch Albom
What most people don't seem to realize is that there is just as much money to be made out of the wreckage of a civilization as from the upbuilding of one. - Margaret Mitchell
There is no excuse for failure when you gave up - Shaun Mitchell
You should be kissed and often and by someone who knows how. -Rhett Bulter, Gone with the Wind ― Margaret Mitchell - Cathy Brockman
Strip back the beliefs pasted on by governesses, schools, and states, you find indelible truths at one's core. - David Mitchell
I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down. - Mitch Hedberg
Most people ignore most poetry because poetry ignores most people. - Adrian Mitchell
Never feel that you are alone, as someone is always be your side. - Mitch Kynock
To question reason is to trust it. - Mitch Stokes
No life is a waste," the Blue Man said. "The only time we waste is the time we spend thinking we're alone. - Mitch Albom
Most people ignore most poetry because most poetry ignores most people. - Adrian Mitchell
This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track. (Dark City Lights) - Erin Mitchell
I’m 30, it’s Christmas, and I’m a writer without a job. I sit hereengulfed in a furious fit of frustration. My future unknown. Mynuts so small you could fit them in a gnat’s navel and have roomleft over for my brain. - Josh Mitchell
I've never listened to music lying down. Listening's reading if you close your eyes.Music's a wood you walk through. - David Mitchell
To succeed as a team is to hold all of the members accountable for their expertise. - Mitchell Caplan
I mean, reality sucks. The world is a cancer, and shits so bad it’s scary. Everything’s filthy. But you know what? One day, it’s not going to be here. So be glad you know what life is. You’re alive. Live. - Mitch Lucker
I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience. - Mitch Hedberg
Probably in a parallel universe not far from here, I'm working for Nintendo. - David Mitchell
A book with the genuine power to stir and comfort its readers. - Mitch Albom
I haven't slept for a whole week, because that would be too long. - Mitch Hedberg
That's what we're all looking for. A certain peace with the idea of dying. If we know, in the end, that we can ultimately have that peace with dying, then we can finally do the really hard thing." Which is? "Make peace with living. - Mitch Albom from "Tuesdays with Morrie"
All the love of the high, wild places, all the amazing joy in being alive sounded in his voice - Elyne Mitchell
I do not write with ease, nor am I ever pleased with anything I write. And so I rewrite. - Margaret Mitchell
Don't settle for being an option; become a priority. - Matt Mitchell
Cranes carry this heavy mystical baggage. They're icons of fidelity and happiness. The Vietnamese believe cranes cart our souls up to heaven on our wings. - Mitchell Burgess
He wondered if somewhere far off, defying the laws of science, Mitch's two screams were still echoing, if those vibrations had traveled into space, if they moved on and on like rays in a light-year. There might be other forms of life who were receiving the noise and trying to interpret the tones. - Jane Hamilton
I was never one to patiently pick up broken fragments and glue them together again and tell myself that the mended whole was as good as new. What is broken is broken - and I'd rather remember it as it was at its best than mend it and see the broken places as long as I lived. - Margaret Mitchell
Some minds, at some point, discover that they can not make sense of their own predications without attention to grammar, although they do not ordinarily think of what they are doing as an exercise in grammar. - Richard Mitchell
All women are beautiful; it's society who’s ugly. - Ben Mitchell
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it. - Mitch Hedberg
Faith, the least exclusive club on Earth, has the craftiest doorman. - David Mitchell
The novelist is more like a pregnant woman who delivers her own child unaided. A messy procedure, with lots of groaning. - David Mitchell
Men merry women hoping they'll never change. Women marry man hoping they will. - David Mitchell
I wouldn’t have minded school if they taught you important things like how to have good sex and what brand of wine is the best… But for some reason they were hell bent on teaching me algebra - Ben Mitchell
We love our lovin'....but not like we love our freedom. - Joni Mitchell
I've looked at life from both sides now From up and down and still somehowIt's life's illusions I recallI really don't know life at all - Joni Mitchell
With enough courage, you can do without a reputation. - Margaret Mitchell
The world is a classroom - life is the teacher and the subjects are learned everyday from the successes, failures, changes twists, turns, surprises and contradictions - some brought about through choices and others pre-ordained by destiny. - Eugenie Laverne Mitchell
For people to judge a man's worth and his very manhood according to the way he feels about sport, and not to recognize it for the piddly, inconsequential goings on that it really is... - Robin Green and Mitchell Burgess
It'll be all right." Julia's gentleness makes it worse. "In the end, Jace.""It doesn't feel very all right.""That's because it's not the end. - David Mitchell
Will you take me as I am? Strung out on another man...California, I'm comin' home. - Joni Mitchell
How fickle is my young male heart as it avidly jumps from love to love - Ben Mitchell
We look wishfully to emergencies, to eventful, revolutionary times...and think how easy to have taken our part when the drum was rolling and the house was burning over our heads. -Ralph Waldo Emerson - Mitch Kynock
Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture. - Jacquelyn Mitchard
I watched the stars and thought of other lives. - David Mitchell
Life has to end, love doesn't. - Mitch Albom
I don't know what it is about food your mother makes for you, especially when it's something that anyone can make - pancakes, meat loaf, tuna salad - but it carries a certain taste of memory. - Mitch Albom
It is far more comforting to think God listened and said no, than to think that nobody’s out there. - Mitch Albom
Even the simplest poemMay destroy your immunity to human emotions.All poems must carry a Government warning. WordsCan seriously affect your heart. - Elma Mitchell
you dont know what you got till its gone - Joni Mitchell
Until you've lost your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was. - Margaret Mitchell
i write, because not breathing is not an option. - Monice Mitchell Simms
If you really want it, then you'll make your dream happen. - Mitch Albom
From out there on the moon, international politics looks so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck, drag him a quarter of a million miles out, and say, 'Look at that, you son of a bitch. - Ed Mitchell
You know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show. - Mitch Hedberg
Every book is a children's book if the kid can read! - Mitch Hedberg
You don't need speech or hearing to feel [friendship] - Mitch Albom
So you’ll have to wait for approval from your grandchildren. I wonder what our grandchildren will be like! Are you suggesting by that ‘our’ that you and I will have mutual grandchildren? Fie, Mrs. Kennedy! - Margaret Mitchell
The phrase ‘popular science’ has in itself a touch of absurdity. That knowledge which is popular is not scientific. - Maria Mitchell
The other day, a friend of a friend said that everyone started out as girls, but boys evolved… But don’t worry girls, I hit him. - Ben Mitchell
And is often the case with faith, I thought I was being asked a favor, when in fact I was being given one". - Mitch Albom
True metamorphosis doesn't come with flowcharts - David Mitchell
My limits know me well enough to stay out of my way. - Ben Mitchell
It is the way one treats his inferiors more than the way he treats his equals which reveals one’s real character. - Charles Bayard Mitchell
To put a trillion dollars in context, if you spend a million dollars every day since Jesus was born, you still wouldn't have spent a trillion. - Mitch McConnell
236Understand the consequences of counting the moments. - Mitch Albom The Time Keeper
And that is to say, of course, that you can "read" a culture without its literature, without the bother of gathering and holding its ideas, considering their genesis and evolution, and weighing them in the balance with each other. - Richard Mitchell
Lost love is still love. It takes a different form, that's all. You can't see their smile or bring them food or tousle their hair or move them around a dance floor. But when those senses weaken another heightens. Memory. Memory becomes your partner. You nurture it. You hold it. You dance with it. - Mitch Albom
Intuition is given only to him who has undergone long preparation to receive it.-Louis Pasteur - Mitch Kynock
Every woman deserves to be handled like a princess, She just needs to find her prince. - Mitchell Edward Page
You've got your phenomenon on one hand. Concrete and knowable. On the other hand you've got the incomprehensible. You call it God, but to me, God or no, it remains just that, the unknowable. - Robin Green and Mitchell Burgess
Our avian brothers are back to roost on the first leg of their annual sojourn south. Why them and not us? Maybe it's because we humans are meant to be rooted in one spot. - Mitchell Burgess
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long. - Mitch Hedberg
Man rarely knows his power. - Mitch Albom The Time Keeper
Far from failing in its intended task, our educational system is in fact succeeding magnificently because its aim is to keep the American people thoughtless enough to go on supporting the system. - Richard Mitchell
Now that I’ve reached the ripe old age of retirement, I feel it my duty to teach you everything I’ve learnt about love, so listen closely. Love is like… That’s as far as I’ve gotten I’m afraid. - Ben Mitchell
In America, disagreement with the policies of the government does not necessitate a lack of patriotism! - Senator Mitchell
The last of the cherry blossom. On the tree, itturns ever more perfect. And when it’s perfect, it falls. And then of course once it hits theground it gets all mushed up. So it’s only absolutely perfect when it’s falling through the air,this way and that, for the briefest time!.!.!. - David Mitchell
I’m not sorry it stopped. [on Lady Gaga’s Poker Face] - David Mitchell
Faith" will help put us together on the same direction. Faith is building a relationship with God where he is in control. It is about believing although we do not always see. Do we love God with all our heart, mind, and soul? Can we follow his voice? - Phil Mitchell
If Beyoncé Knowles and Miley Cyrus represent the latest branch of feminism, then surely the male-dominated power elite must be aroused with concern. - Mitchell Rhodes
I hope I can never trust my wife. If I trust her it means I know her. If I know her it means I understand her. If I understand her it means I can control her, and if I can control her it would make her boring and uninteresting… Dear god I hope I can never trust my wife… - Ben Mitchell
Love- the infatuation kind- 'he's so handsome, she's so beautiful'- that can shrivel. As soon as something goes wrong, that kind of love can fly out the window. - Mitch Albom
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later. - Mitch Hedberg
No religion can fully accept another religion, that’s the one belief all religions share - Ben Mitchell
The teaching goes on - Mitch Albom from "Tuesdays with Morrie"
But if you knew about this... conspiracy, why did you cooperate with it? Why did you allow Hae-Joo Im to get so close to you? Why does any martyr cooperate with his judases?Tell me.We see an end beyond the endgame. ... - David Mitchell
A true DreamChaser knows how to sacrifice beyond measure and live with the decision. - Jordan Mitchell
I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming. - Mitch Hedberg
We don't stop hiking because we grow old - we grow old because we stop hiking - Finis Mitchell
It’s a bizarre act of self-mutilation to say that ‘I don’t get on with science fiction and fantasy, therefore I’m never going to read any’. What a shame. All those great books that you’re cutting yourself off from. - David Mitchell
The world is a classroom - life is the teacher and the subjects are learned everyday from the successes, failures, changes, twists, turns, surprises and contradictions - some brought about through choices and others pre-ordained by destiny. - Eugenie Laverne Mitchell
I became a writer so that the voices inside my head would become an acceptable occurrence. - Janae Mitchell
My masculinity isn't hinged on whether or not I knit. - Robin Green and Mitchell Burgess
Losing your virginity is a lot like when you find out that Santa doesn’t exist… First you’re slightly disappointed, and then you’re happy because you’re in on the secret - Ben Mitchell
This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track. - Erin Mitchell
It's a very special talent that men have, to possess seeing eyes yet be so blind. - David Mitchell
By passing your GCSEs you prove that you’re not an idiot… But by passing your A levels you prove that you’re smart - Ben Mitchell